My birthday, the 27th of November, is not on Thanksgiving this year.

Instead, it's on BLACK FRIDAY, the most commercial and stressful of all institute initiated "holidays".

I'm sure you're all aware that commercial profit, stress, and institutions are shitty, conniving, and generally evil.

I'm also sure you're all aware that shitty, conniving, and generally evil things are pretty brutal.

Thus my birthday, BLACK FRIDAY, is pretty fucking brutal.

ISN'T IT?